I think I might head to the casino today...First of all Christina asks me to marry her(on line) not on private message...Then Natalie Maines announces she is joining up with Al Gore to perform on his global warming TV adds..Now after 500 posts my status has been adjusted to Guru... Not even heated debates can ruin this day.... ANYHOW... In recognition of my Guru status I will be holding a big forums bash... I figure I will need alot of booze and pizza....YA RIGHT... One bottle of beer and single slice of pizza... A PARTY FOR ONE...and I can sing..Its my party and I'll cry if I want to..... ACTUALLY...Right now I am going to crank "UP" and then bring it down a bit to "Easy Silence... HOOHOO...ITS FRIDAY...Stick around folks...Have a feeling it might be a Rockin weekend....By the way ...Since people become a "Sir" like Sir Elton John I would request being referred to as Guru Bob....Man..I wonder what 1000 posts will bring...A GURU...WOOOOOW...A GURU... In a final few moments I will always be able to say...WORLD...I was once a Guru...Have to admit..Don't have a clue what it is...BUT..It sounds SO cool.A Guru...Man I am going to have fun with my wife Cindy with this one...You know doubt can figure out what she will tell me to do...Bob
Bob. One behalf of the entire site and especially Tommy I would like to say way to go and here is a toast to another 500 posts. You will always be my Guru. Personally I am thinking more a party for 2.. Your loving wife..Cindy
TOMMY... Please don't push that eject button... I simply went for a quick number 1 and she did it... She is still laughing while I am sweating... Not on my Guru day Tommy... Most of you won't know what the H I am ranting about here ....Tommy does.. Maybe at my Guru bash when Tommy is toasting he will tell you the story.. Also Lulu.. I was thinking of you as my master of ceremonies...Bob
Yes Bob, may I join in on congratulating you on your reaching guru status. 500 posts eh, that is a job well done. I will do my best to honour you on this achievment.
Congrats Bob, and as 2nd said you are now a guru yourelf just like Mutt.
Bob,you are embarrassing me but at least you said that our marriage talking took place at the board and not in private lol. you want me to get my butt kicked by your wife?? how am i going to visit Canada now??ah ha ha
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3 things....1/ Thanks 2nd for putting me in the same company as Mutt 2/Country girl.. Not to worry but I did notice Cindy sharpening her finger nails this afternoon 3/Lulu...You know you said eh? in your last post eh????.....Bob
