Please understand I would never advocate illegal activities. However, purely hypothetical.... Mrs. Twain's music is fan-diddly-tastic when one listens sober. However, pilots (just a charter one myself) can't smoke marijuana due to urine tests. But in my off season I have enjoyed a toke from the "chong bong" and noticed I enjoy Mrs. Twain's more melancholy tunes (ie: The Woman in me, From this Moment, etc.) When I am on my two week off hitch during work season I might be tempted to hit the Meth pipe. When I get spun and Tweaked, I jam out to upbeat stuff like "You win my love" and "Any Man Mine." I love getting completely jacked up on meth and then the fun begins. Of course I am in my garage where the fire extinguishere are plentiful. If it's good stuff I can visualize Shania Twain talking to me in my garage. Last time we had a two hour long chat about how she grew up in Ontario and I in Alaska. Then we argued who was more "BUSH TOUGH". I said I was, she disagrees, etc. It's so real. Nothing inappropriate or sexual. I wouldn't tolerate that with her being married. Sometimes Fred joins in and we talk about economics and how ****ty American coffee can be at times. After a few more hits of the glass pipe her sister shows up and tells embarrassing stories of Shania's youth. I understand none of it's real but I still enjoy it. It feels so real at the time. Much stronger than any sober daydreaming. I can even smell Freds crappy organic shampoo and the scent of Carrie Ann's air freshener she sprays after each hit I take.
**** I am rambling. All hypothetical I assure you. Damn my lighter died again. OK discuss.Feedback.
