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SHANIA....NOPE...THANKS...BUT NO THANKS


I am not a dog kicker(somebody that justs posts to cause problems)...So if you trust me on this point then you must be starting to think I am just a nutbar if you don't like my posts.. They are REALLY what i believe.

There are a ton of things that I love about this lady ...Too many to list,but if you have read my posts I have stated them all.

BUT....So many guys on this site say they would line up to have her as she is the best thing since sliced bread....To each his own of course....
I have a rough around the edges way of talking ...Having said that....I know whole wheat bread is better for you but guess what...I like white...(it's called symbolic folks)...I am not talking about bread.
Personally as a full time companion...NO THANKS....I ,like alot of men look for a woman that has that bit of bad in her...Nothing more attractive than a loving mother that would kill for her kids coupled together with a wonderful caring wife..WITH...that bit of"badside" in her....Badside to me is HUGE...Yep...Cindy LOVES her wine,,,few smokes her and there,throws out the odd F word,loves to party with friends,loves the late night stuff and so on....To me PERFECT....I know I am not alone here...Alot of girls like that bit of bad side in a man as well...As long as he has the wonderful other side.
Shania...She would bore me out of my brains...Even without the veggie thing and meditation thing going on, she doesn't seem to have that fun/bad side..Yep she is a wonderful breathtaking woman...I love her to death in so many ways but as a wife...Not for me...
NOW...Faith...Not sure if you guys really follow her all that much...She is loved by eveyone who ever meets and knows her...She is a great person as well...BUT...She is known for throwing out dirty jokes.
NOW...I might get pounded by every single guy on this site... BUT...and this is a huge but.....You guys are Shania FREAKS....Like me....MOST guys are not nearly as much...I have zero doubt that most non bias men who spent 6 months with Faith and 6 months with Shania.....I would call it...Faith about 80-20...I would be in that 80.
BUT.....Who in the end do I admire and follow day in and out...Shania....I just don't want to marry her and trust me she, would want no part of me either... She wouldn't like my "bad side".....Bob

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AND.....One more thing....I TOTALLY believe in this post(no dog kicking), BUT if the viewing audience gets back over the 100 mark and this site explodes with passion/anger/emotion then I have done what I set out to do....Shook things up...I guess the only other thing I would say to the anti Bob camp....Don't just boycott this posting because I posted it...As a Guru I totally understand the boycott game....Boycotting a great post(which this is) does not help the site in any way 

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So if me or anyone else disagrees with you, we're a "dogkicker"?
Whatever Dude! ... I guess I'll "slam" you again, because if either Shania or Faith showed UP on your doorstep - you'd faint before you could even pucker. weirdface
*lol*
Party On, Garth!





-- Edited by landsharkk at 11:35, 2008-06-23

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I always LOVE to see how things can go wrong on these sites...It is how we read the post....I say...I believe in something and then put in brackets..no dog kicking...Funny how haters read it...I said I believe in something and imply that I..(.Note I am not dog kicking).....You can see by the reply how it was taken out of context... It is read by a hater as saying don't kick or challenge me....A good lesson for all of us... Bob

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I didn't take squat out of context.
The title of this thread is implying "as if" something was a possibility.
Well it isn't!
Actually the thread is mis-titled anyway. (imo)
It basically comes down to who do you like better,
Shania vs. Faith, Ginger vs. Mary-Anne, or... Betty vs. Wilma. *lol*
And I'm not a hater Bob, just because I think you've got some warped ideas.
But I didn't think this site was about politics, or who has the most posts,
Or who lives the closest to Timmins -- Seriously!
I've been here about two weeks, and if you want to see this site grow,
It is you oh mighty, "Guru." *lol* (Gimme a freakin' break!)
That needs to cease all the accusatory verbiage.


-- Edited by landsharkk at 21:03, 2008-06-23

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Just another great post that has been sidetracked and railroaded...Bob

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Oh, Puh-LEEEEESE!!!
It wasn't that great of a thread.
You were rambling about how you are this type of personality, and how you might or might not fit with this or that celebrity singer, and then you pull some percentages out of somewhere, and you want what?

Fake praise so we can boost your ego?
OK  Bob... You would be PERFECT for Faith!
You two can smoke cigs and tell dirty jokes all night long,
If that's what she wants to do. *lol*

Now ya see, ya feel better right?? smile

I'm not a hater Bob, just because I think you've got some warped ideas.



-- Edited by landsharkk at 14:37, 2008-06-23

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79 views on this post in 4 hours and we are back over 100 viewers per 24 hours..Stats tell the truth...Bob

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Yeah, it means I've cleaned UP my posts several times!
I wanted them to look nice and neat for you...
You likee? *lol*  biggrin



-- Edited by landsharkk at 20:55, 2008-06-23

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As a women I can say that I would like to have both Faith and Shania as a friend. They are both known to be loyal and true. Qualities that I greatly admire. Shania is known to have a terrific sense of humour and I think Faith does too. Her meditating or being a vegetarian does not bother me. I think though, that after all these years Jim would have a bird if I turned into a vegetarian lol. You can't really compare these women. Its like comparing apples and oranges. Both have great qualities. Both are highly successful dynamic women.

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Lulu....Ask Jim about it...I am sure he will understand and say...REP...Bob's right...Most men would run and run fast after 6 months....Keep in mind when asking him that "other important part of a marriage"... I know he thinks the world of her...BUT......Run Jim run....Bob 



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i agree with sharkk on this,
Bob what are you trying to say to us,that every man likes his woman being dirty??
i thought shania became vegetarian because of Mutt, because she loved him,that is what a good wife should have,love for her husband.
i really don't get your point.
and don't start telling me that i'm biased with sharkk, me and sharrk get along because we are think alike,why should i pretend that i'm agreeing with sharkk?? just to make him like me?? ha ha
it doesn't matter who likes me or not,i'm going to speak my mind,and i'll tell you that not every man likes a woman that smokes or uses a bad language.
shania is not the right woman for you, so what??
it is the right woman for many other guys,and why being a vegetarian is so awful,i ve been one for 3 years,so what?? i later stopped but i'd do it again.
all it takes for a relationship to work is real fellings and respect,and a few other things of course.
take me for example,i don't like a guy that uses bad language or drinks excessive,i don't like guys that eat too much red meat.
i guess that is why i love shania so much,i'm a freak just like her ha ha
and i will probably end up like her,marrying an older guy and divorce him eventually,but if i want him then it would be worth it.
btw there are many women that are not smokers and they are happily married,Bob you are special like eveyone on this earth,what you may think as a treasure some other guy might think it as trash.
there is no accounting for tastes.
and trust me i like good boys.

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YEP....Good and bad is the PERFECT combination and don't give any do gooder stuff... I would be stunned if you don't get that.It is pretty common... Maybe you might relate this way....Girls like Brad Pitt because he has that good/bad in him...Men are no different...Faith brings it..Shania don't...At least for me but as I said earlier there is a reason that I don't post Faith forums...BUT PLEASE COUNTRY GAL...Don't tell me what I should like and maybe quit bordering on the line that my wife Cindy is a slut... Bob

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We've all got our own particular, needs, wants, and gotta haves.
Some guys like girls with big ankles, (?)
And some guys like girls with big...
Hey! No one is questioning peoples right to enjoy that. *lol*
Or whatever else that may tickle ones fancy. (ooh-la-la ;)
But it's the pomposity of the title and ensuing remarks thereof that makes me wanna verp. I mean, if you're switched-on by the feminine gland, chances are real good that Shania is gonna illuminate your bulb! *lol*  But we don't need to know everything. The song, "Behind Closed Doors" comes to mind.

** Shh!  But I've heard Shania say the f-bomb, and the sh-kicker word before.
Ohhhh, can you imagine? The horror!!! And out of such beautiful lips too... :)
 



-- Edited by landsharkk at 00:15, 2008-06-24

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I think that what CountryGal was trying to say is that,
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Geez... get a grip over there!



-- Edited by landsharkk at 22:24, 2008-06-23

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As they say in the WWF....Now ladies and gentleman....In the red corner

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Yup!sharkk is right,
shania said sh*t in a vh1 special and in her Chicago concert,ha ha
i know she likes dirty jokes,one of her first producers said that,and if you read the Eggar bio all of her former boyfriends have said that she is fun.

btw Brad pitt?? i've never liked that lad,Joe can confirm you this,i'd go for an Alan Jackson type easier.
tattoos,earrings and drinks aren't my kind.
anyway,no one is perfect,right???

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Shania is not "perfect" said her favorite word is sh*t in a UK interview but came up with a cute G rated version because of Eja now being around. Dropped the F bomb on a CMT skit, she is human, but I would consider her pretty low key and laid back, not much for partying and all that hoopla. Loyal and nurturing. For me though she would be a perfect candidate so many fine qualities and interests and outlook on life I admire, so many it's scary. Like kindred-spirit I've been told, lol. Adoring lady. smile.gif

We all have our likes and dislikes.

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 Maybe to try to explain my position in a different way...As I posted a couple of weeks ago,I took Cindy to see the movie Sex and The City...Now I am not about to take the time to totally research this BUT let me ask a few questions
1/Was sex and the city on TV one of the most popular series ever...Check its awards and fan popularity....YEP
2/When the movie opened were its gross sales at the box office over the top..YEP
3/Did its millions of fans love the bad side of it..YEP
4/Did that include the steamy(very steamy) scenes...YEP
5/ Was it full of drinking(YEP)
6/somking(YEP)
7/ Very course language YEP
See what it gave millions of husbands and wifes was a great "adult" TV series...Such a great deal as well..It was free...So nice after having to pay for the TV movies...On that note...Ever ask yourself why you have to pay DOUBLE to rent a pay per view ADULT TV movie as compared to a award winning Oscar movie when renting on TV....EASY...DEMAND FOR IT
Yes Cindy and I represent  a huge percentage of happily married couples . To me...There is nothing more attravtive than a woman like Cindy that will have a hot adult saturday night with her husband full of friendship,laughter,fun and bad(wine and smokes included)....Couple that together with the same woman who will the next morning,come into the house in tears because our lab puppy got stung be a little bee and she is so worried....YEP...I love the good and bad. My simple point is that Shania has alot of good and not enough of the bad side..At least for me...Faith does....Anyhow...Enough talk about this from me.



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Oh and also adding, Shania has all the things I would prefer, in my mind Faith has very little to offer. That's the difference in tastes. Shania the bush girl who really wears her old ball caps. Faith is just Faith to me, she's a nice lady but not my interest.

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You smoke and drink, watch porn and cuss.
And you would rather spend time with Faith than Shania.
OK, BFD, TMI, TTFNMF.


-- Edited by landsharkk at 09:23, 2008-06-24

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Hey Joe...To be honest I have to say...I was a bit uptight when I posted this because of you...I know you well enough to know we are in complete opposite ends of arena on this topic...Having said that...I totally respect your position but even more so your responsible mature reply....You told me once that you take one day at a time with these boards and judge me as you see me. I wouldn't have invited you in for a coffee yesterday if I wasn't starting to see things...Next time however I will be sure to have green tea to offer you...Bob

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"I tawt I taw a pawanoyd schizofweeniac.
I tawt I taw a pawanoyd schizofweeniac.

I did!
I did!

I did thee a  pawanoyd schizofweeniac!
And with contwol ithues tooo..."
*lol*




-- Edited by landsharkk at 10:50, 2008-06-24

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weirdfaceBob are you out of your mind?????
me implying that your wife of 30 years,the mother of your daughter,is a slut.
i would NEVER say anything like it,my God,you have misunderstand me SO much.
just because i'm conservative doesn't mean i want the whole world to be like me,i'm sorry Bob but you 've been a fool.

btw i got accused for slepping around,when i was only sleeping alone like a baby on my room,i hate bashers,ok???
i'm not criticising anyone,how could i??
what am i?? some narrow minded biatch??

     this is been a sad week and we are still on Tuesday.

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biggrin Whatever Sharkk's bird said!!!

btw Bob when did i tell you what kind of woman you should like or not???
you see? excessive drinking can have it's bad result to your brain.
im' sorry but you have already accused me of being a mean narrow minded person,i had to make fun of you,you've been asking for it.


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ANYHOW....On another note...Spoke to Deerhurst this aft.... Asked if our lady had been by as of late  ..Thought by chance I might get a newbie on the phone..No luck..Sorry sir we can't discuss that,(which I expected)...fair....I then asked...Any rumours up there on the entertainment for the G8....Lots of them she laughed...I then laughed and said....Would it impress me much???...She then bursted out laughing....Can't say she replied,still laughing....Your killing me I said....She replied...You will just have to stay tuned WON"T YOU.. Without you folks having the advantage of hearing her voice I really am starting to wonder...Man..Shania Deerhurst....Talk about full circle...Bob



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I'm surprised you didn't call looking for Faith...nana.gif

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i think there both hotties

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Hey Folks...Pretty bumbed out...I was SO excited to bring you the news from Deerhurst..I thought it would bring happy news to the site as well as making me even more of a significant player and and my Guru status could attain even greater heights...Oh well...Anyhow..Just got back from the store down the road but forgot to pick up my daily carton of smokes...Gotta run....
Needless to say as most of you know I am gone all day tomorrow and Thursday with the company...Love ya all...Guru Bob......Hey Tommy...As you know I am approaching 1000 posts...WOW...Anyhow...I can't think of anything more distinguished than a Guru but is there a new status coming my way...You know how important site status is to me...Tommy...PLEASE tell me..I just can't stand the wait.......Bob

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I was SO excited to bring you the news from Deerhurst -- 
Nothing happened!
I thought it would bring happy news to the site as well as making me even more of a significant player -- 
NOPE! 
And my Guru status could attain even greater heights
Try again!
I can't think of anything more distinguished than a Guru -- 
If there's any justice he'll knock all this name tag crap clean off the slate.
Cause brother, you ain't no better than anyone else. And that's the truth!
BTW- I found a girl for you in case Faith is busy... 
I think she may enjoy your "bad side."
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-- Edited by landsharkk at 20:30, 2008-06-24

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biggrin.gif LMAO,
you are killing me tonight sharkk,how you are doing all that??
oh boy,are we going to have fun in August or what??
and i'm going to be a bad girl,i will try an American humburger, ha ha ha

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Hey there Tina. w00t.gif
I dunno how I make you laugh?
Maybe I found your funny-bone...?

Just think of what else I can find too! imslow.gif




-- Edited by landsharkk at 01:57, 2008-06-25

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Tommy...Tell them I am better than all of them..My posts are the only ones that matter...How can it not be true..It was YOU tommy that gave me Guru status...Noboby can ever take it away...It won't let them...I won't let them...I won't let them......

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Hamburger?  cowtwo.gif  That won't make you a bad girl...
For that you need toasted ravioli!  hungry.gif



-- Edited by landsharkk at 01:33, 2008-06-25

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I won't let them..I won't let them...I won't let them...

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Tommy this is so terrible...I am your first Guru...I am devastated...Due to being laughed at, mocked ,and degraded my status is now worthless..Your warning saysnone of this is allowed. My life is now worthless. Bob

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Hey Bob,
seriously you can keep your Guru status,i remember how you kept this site alive months ago,you deserve this.
but your posts arent the only ones that matter.

Hey Sharkk,
how you make me laugh?? are you kidding me?? you are genius in making people laugh.

ha ha, i love ravioli, evileye.gifi'm a bad girl,i might even smoke one or two, *Shocking*.

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Tina - you are so bad... OHhhhh! *tisk tisk*
You know good girls go to heaven, right?
You know where bad girls go??
Wherever the censored.gif they want!
*lol*



-- Edited by landsharkk at 06:45, 2008-06-25

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biggrin I know Sharkk,
we can go wherever we want to,like Philly,Toronto,Huntsville and Timmins,and of course everywhere in between, ha ha ha

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Hey Tina, w00t.gif
This is gonna be such a blast!
Are ya ready...?
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wink.gif I'm ready,
just wait to get my passport and I'M OUTTA HERE.smile

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Don't forget to take a lot of pictures country gal. Landsharkk your posts are hilarious. Bob you still are our resident guru. I think countrygal you are going to have a blast during this first trip to North America.

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smileLulu I promise i will,
and i keep my promises....usually,he he,no really i promise you.
sharkk is going to make me p*e me pants on out trip, ha ha

Bob we love you,
you are a goodhearted man.aww

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That's right, so start drinking now! 
 beer.gif = spin.gif and  toilet.gif  followed by  sleepy.gif
That's OK... I'll hold your hair :)



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biggrinbiggrin Ok Sharkk,
ha ha ha,where do you find all those jokes,i the inside of your head must be a scary please,or it could be really interestingwink

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I'm not gonna tell you! Nanny nanny-boo boo...nana.gif

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biggrin.gif yes i think you shouldn't, it may be too much to handle,just keep it a secret.

whoo hoo,i hope you guys don't have smelly feetbiggrin but then again it doesn't matter as i'll have my own room.biggrin


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Ooh, I'm sorry but my feet do stink and BAD!
I've been told it's a rather pungent aroma of rotting eggs,
Fermenting cabbage, and ass!  jawdrop.gif 

Sleeping in the next room will not help...
We may have to get you a hazmat suit to wear for pajamas.
But we're gonna have such a good time!  smile


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biggrinbiggrin Oh My,
you sharkk are going to get me in trouble,the weather here is soo hot,i can't even laugh,my cheeck bones hurt,ha ha
rotting eggs, that is horrible, ahh poor Joe, ha ha ha

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Gee, I was kinda hoping for a pedicure... (please-please-please!) pray.gif

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