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Country gal · Guru

RE: SHANIA....NOPE...THANKS...BUT NO THANKS

landsharkk · Senior Member

Light pink would be "FABULOUS!" �
It matches my slippers...
Aren't they cute?�

-- Edited by landsharkk at 21:16, 2008-06-25

Country gal · Guru

aaaaahh,i can't take it no more,you are hilarious,
�those slippers are really masculine,whoo hoo

you are unbelievable Sharkk,God bless your heart smile

landsharkk · Senior Member

Aye lass! I'll do an Irish jig for you in me pink slippers and kilt.
Just�you better not try to look under!
After that you can shave me back, and these enormous man-boobies, OK?

Uhh-oh... I've got a turtles head poking out of me arse!�

-- Edited by landsharkk at 13:18, 2008-06-26

2ndAmendment · Guru

What the sam hill is going on around here? Will this be a traveling circus act?

landsharkk · Senior Member

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Yep,�we're all set now�Joe.
You see that one in the corner way UP there?�
Perdy ain't she? -- 'Says she only has eyes for ewe.
Just promise me you'll do the right thing, you know...
Should something happen! �

-- Edited by landsharkk at 13:13, 2008-06-26

Country gal · Guru

Hey Sharkk,
i won't save your back,sorry.
lol i love that scene from that movie where this horrible guy is in the toilet,lol

Joe you are right,
we are going to be a circus ha ha.
my cheeck bones are going to hurt by the laughter.

landsharkk · Senior Member

This is kinda like; "That one song from that one guy, that does that one song."
HUH? What horrible guy, in what movie, and why is he IN the toilet?
Ooooooooooohhhh!�You mean�Paddy O'Brien from the first Austin Powers.
"There always after me lucky charms" That's what it is....
WAY off line from what I was originally thinking!

-- Edited by landsharkk at 22:22, 2008-06-26

2ndAmendment · Guru

So now I'm shepherding sheep! There's a bad joke in there somewhere country boys need to stay away from.

Yup, I can see it now, I'll be yelling, "don't make me stop this car, I'll pull over right now!"

landsharkk · Senior Member

Ah, but I'm kidding, I kid... I KEED! *lol*
But can I ask you something?
Are we there yet? �

-- Edited by landsharkk at 11:53, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

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you see guys i was away for 1 day and i missed so much fun,dang this service of mine. furious

Sharkk, Joe would be like our serious big bro ha ha
he'd put us in our places ha ha
this is going to be SO fun,aww i can't hardly wait,Yee Haw smile

landsharkk · Senior Member

A big brother? Nah!
For that�we would need a person of responsibility...
We will be like - The Three Amigo's!
Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

-- Edited by landsharkk at 11:59, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

you are right,
but we have to give him a brake,he'd be driving for hours,we have to behave ourselves

ok,at least we have to try eh?? just a little??

landsharkk · Senior Member

Yes, we shall be on our best behavior.�Just a min...
Joe you're driving to slow. Now you're driving to fast, LOOK OUT!
Damn son! Tina stop that. Stop it or�I'm telling... Joe, Tina's kicking me!
Are we there yet? I 'm hungry! I want pizza, I want a hamburger,
I want a hot-dog.��ARE WE THERE YET? I got to pee, can we stop?
Ooooh it hurts!! Can we stop there? Ok-Ok, how 'bout there!?!
That place looks nice can we stop? I've gotta go PEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Joe,��Joe? ---� JOE!!!

-- Edited by landsharkk at 02:13, 2008-06-28

Country gal · Guru

Yah sharkk you are totally getting the point,
those were the first thoughts that went through my mine,me asking to go to do a wee wee(lol i love this word),you asking for pizza, and Joe totally ignoring us

oh i'm going to be totaly immature,and i'm going to love every minute of it. biggrin

landsharkk · Senior Member

Weawy? Ya, that's a fun word that "wee." And "wee wee" is weawy funny!
Here's a song you'll enjoy...

"When I was a wee wee tot
They took me off my wee wee cot
And put me on my wee wee pot
To see if I would wee or not

Chorus: Wee wee Wee wee Wee wee wee wee wee wee
Wee wee wee wee wee Wee wee wee wee Wee wee wee wee wee.

And when they saw that I would not
They took me off my wee wee pot
And put me on my wee wee cot
And then I gave it all I got!"

Chorus:

-- Edited by landsharkk at 12:16, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

ahh ha ha that was awesome,
i bet it's some kind of ditty for small children eh??

speaking of 'wee wee',you guys have your way to do it,but how about me,oh here we go behind the bush again,ha ha
i've done it before,but it's been SO long since then,ha ha

landsharkk · Senior Member

Just hang your bum out the car window, that's what I would do...
Think of how surprised the car behind us will be!
"Barbara, they weren't calling for rain today were they?"

-- Edited by landsharkk at 12:51, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

What??? ha ha ha,NO way, ha ha ha
we can get caught for that,right??
wait till Joe reads those messages,ha ha ha
or we can do our#2 in a plastic bag and then throw it off the window ah ha ha

landsharkk · Senior Member

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
We'll get a slingshot, set them on fire, and launch 'em out the windows...
Hopefully we'll be night driving, it will be much prettier!�

-- Edited by landsharkk at 13:16, 2008-06-27

landsharkk · Senior Member

Zinnnnng! There goes another...
And another! �

-- Edited by landsharkk at 13:37, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

That would be a really bad thing to do.
�i remeber a movie where they did that and an old guy was yelling ah POOP,POOP,ha ha ha biggrin

landsharkk · Senior Member

You're right, someone could get hurt. Besides, we should probably
talk about something other than flying bags of flaming feces. ��
So, I was working on�a possible�mission statement for the site.
This is what I have so far, tell me what you think...
"I pledge a bob, to the bob, of the united bob of bobs. And�to the bob,
For which it bobs. One bob, under bob. For bob, and bob, and bob."
Ah-bob.

(I'm kidding, I kid... I KEED) *lol*

-- Edited by landsharkk at 22:58, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

you are going to make my soda come out off my nose,LMAO
btw who's that "cutie" in your avatar??
is it you?? i hope not.ha ha

landsharkk · Senior Member

�DO IT, DO IT! I love the, "soda-through-the-nose trick!"
Hey, you can�get sticky messes off of keyboards no problem.
Or uh, that's what I've been told�anyway...

The lovely creature in the avatar at the moment is OZZY.
Doesn't he look happy? I think he does!�

-- Edited by landsharkk at 23:24, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

Ozzy?? he sure looks different in that pic,and he definitely looks happy and also relieved biggrin

landsharkk · Senior Member

Very relieved indeed!
If you look closely enough...
You can see little smiley faces on his knees. :)�
Its true.

-- Edited by landsharkk at 16:54, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

I knew he had something on his knees,

you can tell especially from his right one,.
� idea

maybe we should do it too,but not with a marker we couldn't wash it off easily.

landsharkk · Senior Member

I'm pretty sure his are tattoo's.
A Sabbath fan who is also a Shania fan?
Damn right!�

-- Edited by landsharkk at 17:17, 2008-06-27

Country gal · Guru

Yeah! and you are certainly not the only one,
it's really amazing how shania can appeal to so many different people,but deep down we are pretty much alke.
i've seen in some videos from her concerts some rather unusal characters,only shania can do this. wink

she is a crowd pleaser. smile

2ndAmendment · Guru

Man if you guys only knew what we got into on my road trips up north, if you kids are good enough I might share a story or two. Yup, I'm use to this father figure I suppose, lol. Might make me become a priest and they can still have their wine.

Lord knows I "live" the life. So am I becoming a chaperon for this trip? Responsibilities, responsibilities, responsibilities.

I might just put the truck on auto pilot and we can have a party for three, rather than two.

Country gal · Guru

Joe a priest??
Nah!! i tell you what,i'm not going to be a 'nun' either,not that i'd be naughty,i'm just talking about eating red meat,drinking beers,saying lots of jokes,and laughing out loud.
Ha Ha,i could avoid the latter anyway,sharkk always cracks me UP! biggrin

so Joe you'll be like our dad?? ha ha
i'll be a good kid,promise. smile

landsharkk · Senior Member

Yeah me too ()

Country gal · Guru

Hey Country Gal is back,
i went to water my gardern and to pick up some vegetables, and my neighbor gave me some apricots from her tree,awesome Country Living eh?? wink

i'm just a County Chick after all,ha ha ha
but living in an island,can't get any better eh??
Oh it can,i'll be in N.America in a few weeks,yeah,now it's perfect. biggrin

Sharkk,i totally believe you when you say you'll be a good kid,i can see the truth in your eyes,yeah wink

landsharkk · Senior Member

Fresh fruit and veggies, very nice! �

Hopefully North America is everything you hope it is Tina, we'll see!
btw- You're very observant to notice the look in my eyes there...
Look deep, Deeper! You feel yourself becoming light as a feather.
At the sound of my keys typing you will fall into an imaginary pool of water.
The pool is that of your sub-conscience mind. There you are finding it very
relaxing, as you are branching out from the normalcy of life as you know it.
When you wake UP you will feel refreshed and brand new.
In fact, you will feel so good you will�want to shout it to the world!
However, you'll find that instead of your ordinary speaking voice...
You will crow like a rooster! *lol*

I'm just foolin' around! - Hope you're having a GREAT weekend!�

-- Edited by landsharkk at 04:56, 2008-06-29

Country gal · Guru

Thank 'ya,
btw you use the English language amazingly,it's educational for me,seriously. wink

i'd hate to be a rooster,nah!
hay i eat all the time,i drink refreshements,and i'm having fun around here,and later i'll have Pizza,so i guess my weekend is fine so far. smile

hey,i'm sure we have a great time on our trip,fiiled of shania food and jokes. smile

lulu · Guru

Hello everyone. I can't remember if you will be in Timins during the Shania Convention. It would be neat to meet Shania fans from all over the world. Tina, Landshark, and Joe it sounds like your trip is going to be a lot of fun.

Country gal · Guru

Hello Lulu smile

No we won't be in the Convention,but i'm sure we'll meet other fans,they are going to hang around down town,so we might take a few walks there,especially at Don's pizzeria,i know many fans go there to taste the Shania veggie pizza. smile

landsharkk · Senior Member

Thanks Lulu, I'm looking forward to seeing your�beautiful country!
I just hope the RCMP doesn't think that a wild horde of Vigilantes�will be�
rushing the village. We'll be crazy YES!� But only�moderately so...
Maybe somewhere along the lines of my horoscope today. (Capricorn)
"Try not to edit your behavior today -- so what if you raise a few eyebrows or get people gossiping? Embrace your inner eccentric and remind yourself that what other people think of you doesn't really matter. Trying to fit in all the time is not only exhausting, it limits your creativity and forces you to hide the most special parts of who you are. So let your freak flag fly -- wear your favorite holey socks or sing that song out loud. Ignore propriety -- and free yourself."

-- Edited by landsharkk at 14:14, 2008-06-29

Country gal · Guru

I just Love� what your horoscope says.
it sounds like it's talking about me biggrin

i'll be so crazy,actually wearing a cowboy hat and singing shania out loud in Canada it mustn't be that crazy,but for Greece it is.

yeah i shouldn't� care either what others think of me,especially Canadians since i don't even live there biggrin

oh boy,we will be SO loud.

landsharkk · Senior Member

�Note to self:
Pack several pair of heavy-duty earplugs.

Yeah, I'd like to have that horoscope everyday.
Yes'm, we are gonna be a cussin, and a singin, and a fartin...
Hey wait a minute, this�isn't Blazing Saddles.
But weez gonna have us a GOOD TIME!
Yee-freakin-haw!!

-- Edited by landsharkk at 05:12, 2008-06-29

Country gal · Guru

I am in for cussing and singing,but ..farting..ha ha,never in front of others,lol

Blazing Saddles?? that guy Brooks is a genious,i laughed so much watching The Producers. biggrin

Oh,i wont mind singing even if its out of key,because thats how mine is too. biggrin

Country gal · Guru

..AND..speaking of Singing,
I 'd LOVE to listen to you guys belting out the notorious "Man I Feel Like A Woman",that'd be a pleasure for me,i could settle for 'Any Man Of Mine' too,he he.

landsharkk · Senior Member

What do you do?�"Release a little pressure" when we're not looking?
Damn, I thought that was�the horse!

Mel Brooks is definitely a favorite of mine...
Lot's and Lot's of great movies!
Unfortunately one of his co-stars,
Harvey Korman died on May 29th.�He was 81.
His acting credits are too many to mention here.
However, his character he played on Blazing Saddles,
Hedy, oh excuse me... it's, "Hedley Lamarr" is a comedic masterpiece.
The�whole movie is really!

*I love their lines from the movie in their respective pics below.
Harvey as Hedy, I mean Hedley,"Now go do, that voodoo, that you do, so well!
Mel as Governor William J. Lepetomane, "Hello Boys!"
Mel as the Indian chief,� "Oy Vey"

-- Edited by landsharkk at 20:48, 2008-06-29

landsharkk · Senior Member

Hey, I'll sing those songs in my fuzzy pink slippers for all the I care...
'Makes me no never-mind!

-- Edited by landsharkk at 21:44, 2008-06-28

2ndAmendment · Guru

Father Joe says it will be a fine and dandy kind of time. And we'll see about good behavior, confessions are at 10 and 4.

Oh and I've done a few renditions of Man I Feel Like A Woman, platinum stuff I swear. Or maybe not so much...

landsharkk · Senior Member

Thank You Father Joseph.
Well ya see, it all started when a masked man with a pair of forceps
came a-knockin'. I thought he was only gonna give me a quarter turn,
ya know, like a ham on a spit? But NOOOOO!!!�Next thing I know is this intense, sterile white light beaming in my face, and the bandit smacking my ass!
What the hell?!? Geez, and all this time later and they're still smacking my ass!

Oh -- Why am I telling�you this... (?)

-- Edited by landsharkk at 15:46, 2008-06-29

2ndAmendment · Guru

There there my son, all will me forgiven. I cleanse you of your sins.

Father Joseph will take further confessions tomorrow morning. Now go do five Hail Mary prayers and listen to the TWIM album twice.

-- Edited by 2ndAmendment at 22:03, 2008-06-29

landsharkk · Senior Member

So ALL of my sins have been forgiven?
Well Hell! I guess that means I can start all over again.
Thank You�Father Joe.
Thank you kindly.� �

And that there reminds me of a little old song from a little known band,
The Rolling Something, or Others... (?:)
This here is called, "Far Away Eyes"

"I was driving home early sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the
Lord by your side

And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank You Jesus, Thank You Lord

I had an arrangement to meet a girl, and I was kind of late
And I thought by the time I got there she'd be off
She'd be off with the nearest truck driver she could find
Much to my surprise, there she was sittin in the corner
A little bleary, worse for wear and tear
Was a girl with far away eyes

So if youre down on your luck
And you can't harmonize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if youre downright disgusted
And life aint worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes

Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart of Jesus
Located somewhere in Los Angeles, California
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true
So I did, the next week, I got a prayer with a girl
Well, you know what kind of eyes she got

So if youre down on your luck
I know you all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if youre downright disgusted
And life aint worth a dime
Get a girl with far away eyes"

-- Edited by landsharkk at 22:24, 2008-06-30

2ndAmendment · Guru

But don't forget to repent and after those five Hail Mary's make sure to listen to TWIM twice. This is all very important. Might as well add a dose of COO and UP while we sinners are at it.