I was thinkin' we should decorate Joe's truck somehow! (Other than Tina's ass hanging out the window to pee, that is) Maybe some sorta flag, or window lettering that says, "We've came on over, we've come on in We can't unwind, we got Shania on the mind" Or, I dunno? I'm open for ideas... Anyone else?
Actually that's a great idea, i 've been thinking about something similar too,something that has to do with our shania trip,something Entertwaining. i think Joe has to have the final word on this.
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So, I might be doing a lot of heavy drinking during the 4th, I just hope no one takes advantage of me possibly forgetting what I say (hint,hint) but I can trust you guys.
*Disclaimer* I will not be heavily drinking on the 4th unto the point of lost memory, this was strictly for EnterTwainment purposes.
Just start banging on the keyboards with the beer bottle. We'll figure out what you're trying to say... eventually. Have a good time my friend, but stay outta Palukahville!
Hey Joe don't drink too much,wrinkles 'ya know. i'd love to be there to celebrate for both Canada and U.S.A i 've read about those celebrations on the borders,it was on National Geographic traveller about Canada,actually it said stuff about the city of Timmins too but nothing about Shania,what do you expect,this book was written for Greeks.
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I was thinking maybe some lavender and white chiffon to outline the windows. And then we could add neon purple licence plate lights and ground effects. Then in big looping cursive writing, we'll write on the back glass, "Don't Be Stupid, You Know I Love You!"
We'll also include a bright yellow 4' x 6' flag of the "UP" face. :) It will look simply mahvelous in the bed of your truck... Flapping in the wind as we're zoomin' down the highway! How does that tickle you? You like it... right!
OH that would make Joe's truck look so masculineit would look like Paris Hlton's truck,lol. maybe a shania poster and a small Greek flag along with a Canadian one would do
and we are going to sing every single shania tune,right?? this is going to be So Fun!!!
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Good idea Tina! We could have a Canadian flag on one corner of the hood, and A Greek flag on the other corner, kind of like a military vehicle. Then we can air-brush on a pic of Shania on the hood. And then, just for kicks and grins; We'll get rhinestone and sequined mud flaps... But not in the shape of nekkid silhouette ladies, No No! In the shape of that dog, what the hell is it's name, Tinker Bell? *lol* I'm a tellin' you what, -- No one will have a truck around like yours for MILES!!! Or, I guess that would be kiloptometers in Cunuckersville. :)
I thought Shania liked simple colors like red and green, lol?
I do like the idea of an airbrushed pic of our lady maybe on the tailgate? I know the flags are suppose to be on the hood but that is the largest surface area, hehe.
The mud flaps are a must and I'll get a horn that does the famous opening riff of MIFLAW as Frank Skinner did on his show with her, lol. And we'll sing that tune all day long, lol.
And yes Sharkk, Tina will be like home, we'll be the oddballs as US citizens having to deal with kilometers, lol. God Bless America. Always have to be different.
That's the spirit Joe! Hey! We should do an air-brush pic on the hood AND the taigate, eh? This is gonna be friggin awesome!! I can't wait to hear the horn either. If for some reason though you can't get it in time, see if the have one that goes,,, AAAHHH-OOOOOOHHH-GAH!! AAAHHH-OOOOOOHHH-GAH!! (I love those)
* The pic on the left could be for the tailgate, and the one on the right for the hood.
Oh Dude! It's gonna be tough. YOU will definitely be the talk of Amish country, that is for sure... If need be, we'll put out an "all points bulletin" to get you this horn!
Tina can do the ad-libs after the chorus. We can't leave home without it now!
Whoa!! i got my NEW SERVICE ha ha ha you guys are great,Sharkk thanks for putting Greek flag here. i totally agree with that shania pic for the tailgate,awesome idea.
Yeah Hillbilly Joe can have any kind of horn he wants,he he
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Hey seriously, maybe Joe can order this shania poster from 'iceposter' com. they have huge selection and they ship really quickly,he can get this piarticular poster,which i think it fits great,eh?? or something like this??
I love all those pics, but the one with the Blues jersey the most probably. Only because, only because! :) If memory serves, she has her back to me when this pic was taken. Although the concert was in "the round." She's off around the side a litle bit because I was facing the main area of the stage and was looking JD (Blair, the drummer) in the eye. You can see a cymbal and a tom at the bottom of the pic. What a great show!!!
Don't hold me to it, but it looks like she's singing "IOHWIB." I had so much fun that weekend!! Seeing pics like this make me a little impatient, but I guess that just makes The fruit all the sweeter doesn't it? (Damnit) *lol
Wait until the rest of my hillbilly buddies and Amish friends see my truck. I'll be the envy of this town. Maybe I can get some of my Amish neighbors hooked up with horse buggies decked out like my truck?
And you have to remember we need proper representation as in this photo as well must be included to satisfy my likes.
Yeah Dude, you're gonna start a trend in which the Amish will never look back! They're gonna mount purple candles near the chassis of their buggy to simulate ground effects. (Good thing they don't drive too fast) They're gonna paint a pic of a hot Amish wife churning butter, Ooh La La! They are also gonna frame their windows with lavender and white chiffon... And in big, book antiqua lettering, on the rear glass will read,
"Don't Be Stupid, Shop At Jedediah's ~Furniture, Dairy, and Damnation"~
Yeah Dude, you're gonna start a trend in which the Amish will never look back! They're gonna mount purple candles near the chassis of their buggy to simulate ground effects. (Good thing they don't drive too fast) They're gonna paint a pic of a hot Amish wife churning butter, Ooh La La! They are also gonna frame their windows with lavender and white chiffon... And in big, book antiqua lettering, on the rear glass will read,
"Don't Be Stupid, Shop At Jedediah's ~Furniture, Dairy, and Damnation"~
-- Edited by landsharkk at 16:20, 2008-07-05
No need for the candles, they do use battery power on those buggies these days. They got it all man, lol. Maybe that butter churning hottie can be without her bonnet showing her rolled up hair, dude those guys would go nuts! Samuel and Eli will never look at Miriam the same way again!
They use batteries now do they? That's awesome... In another couple hundred years they'll be reading this post. And you say Miriam is gonna have a wardrobe malfunction with the bonnet, eh? Gather the men folk -- Tonight we party like it's 1399!